Comics of a Gibbering Idiot
Shit Central
Star Trek: The Next and Horniest Generation
Wheels within Wheels within Wheels
Duke and Rusty
Chapter 1
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March Madddddness
Terabytes of Horse Sodomy
Feeking is a Thing Now
The Majesty of Abandonment
Waiting Rooms Don't Never Change
Insurance Ain't Gonna Cover Shit
The Procedure Will Be Painless
Chapter 2
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Topless and Preggers
An Island of Beauty in a Sea of Shit
Sages Come in All Stripes
Firebug's Gotta Fire
Meeting New People is Just as Shitty Here, Too
Pretty Much Going To Happen Like This, But Without The Helpful Notice
So Alone and Drunk and Stuck With Yrself
You're A Drunk. You Deserve it.
Never Going to Get That Epiphany in a Fucking Alleyway
Go Eat TWO Bags of Dicks, Motherfucker
Gotta Love Those Overweight And Hirsute Medical Personnel
Chapter 3
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No Matter Where You Go, Your Shit-ass Is There. Waiting.
Standing in the Rain and Asking Why the Fuck You're Getting Wet
The First Day is the Longest, and the Most Shittiest
As Long As It Pays the Bills, Son
Working That Nine to Five
MMORPGs Are Still As Lonely On The Inside
Founding Fathers
It's Irreverent as FUCK
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The Deficit Will Eat All of Us
Expand the Tax Base and Get That Chedda
Partyin' Like a Motherfucker
Defense of Patriarchal Customs
A Dream Within a Dream
True Jeffersonian Democracy
Get the Bus, the Venue, the Backers, the Primary
Tweets in the 18th Century Took, Like, Forever
The Dignity of Office is So Not Worth the Journey to Attain It
Fucking Bullshit Ass Schedule I
A Republic, If You Can Keep It
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Polymaths Get Horny as Fuck Too
Default, as the Esteemed Mr. Franklin Sees It
The Only Way Forward Is a Plan Doomed to Failure
I've Seen Someone Blog About It
Who Says I Gotta Be Serious All the Time
Tread the Fuck on Me. I'm a Man. I Can Take It.
Home Life of the Commander in Chief
We're Supposed to Live in a Secular Republic, Goddammit!
The Public Demands a Relatable President
They're Constantly Outraged, So Why Bother?
Don't Know Why We Even Bothered Bringing Forth This Nation
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Rampant Brand Fanboyism From the 18th Century
My Talking Points Were All Wrong! Whoever the Hell Briefed Me is Fired!
It Costs A Shit-Ton, Okay?!
The Polis Hath Spoken, and It Is Good
They Must Know Something! Look at How Frothy Their Mouths Are!
If I Don't Get These Deals, Some Other Asshole Will!
What, You Want Me to Hold Their Dicks, too, George?
They Won't Stop Leaving the Cap off the Toothpaste
It's a Communist Conspiracy, Mandrake
Just Shut Up and Help Me Load This Crate of Rifles into the Wagon
Then We'll Create the NSA. You Know, for Freedom.
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Injustices Layered with Outrages and Heaped with Indignation
I'm FREE as FUCK but Only When She's Not Around
The Terminal Point of Western Civ.
After a Long Hiatus, A Return to Not Giving a Shit
Osama Bin Laden
They're Going To Make So Many Funny Gifs of Those Towers Imploding
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Lonely in Abbattobad
No One's Going to Be Afraid of Some Stick Looking Sumbitch
I'm Going to be the Greatest Trainer Ever
Maddow Has a Pumpkin Head That I'd Totally Hump
It Was So Much More Realistic in the Seventies
Volume Deux, I Mean Ithnane. Al-Thani. Whatever The Hell.
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Indignation is Pretty Red Wherever You Go
Strunk and White Would Agree With UBL
No Virgins, Regardless
Sycophantic Toadies Errywhere
Always Trying to Rob the Shit Out of You
Honi Is Mean Telati, Huh?
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Limited Time at Participating Stores Only
Subject to CONDITIONS and TERMS
#OccupyStupid
We're Hoping Playoffs Next Season
When You Start Discussing Fiqh, Get Back to Me
Uh, Ana Athhab Ila, Uhhhh, Al-Sook Al-Kabeer
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Can't Believe How Much They Rob a Motherfucker
Social Media Specialist Wanted: Inquire Inside Compound
I Just Need a Few of You, for Like, a Weekend
At Least You Could up the Production Values. At Least!
LOL, No It's Not, UBL
If Reflecting the Ills of American Society Through the Mirror of Militant Islamism is Wrong...
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Gitmo Will Change a Motherfucker
Just Jump on the Bandwagon and Pretend You've Been There from the Start
Why Would You Not Make That? You Know It's His Favorite!
But Think of All the DEALS We Missed!
Who the Fuck Needs That Many Apps?
Jihad? No, No, Shabab, It Mean Struggle. It is Metaphor, No?
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Sharia Law Gonna Transmute All That Heinous Shit into Gold
It's Only Like, the Biggest Day for This Shit, You Asspipes
Religion and Other Hells
Michelangelo's God, Not Yours or Anyone Else's
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Watches You Like Santa Claus
Clubs Is Clubs Is Clubs
Tree of Knowledge, More Like Tree of Trollage
You'll Never Measure Up to His Standards
Babelfish Really Isn't Cutting It These Days
Pride Goeth Before a Serious Ass Whuppin'
This Shit Has Got to Stop
It's Only Taken Us 13.7 Billion Years to Rediscover It
The Intangibles of Employment With Yahweh Are What Count Most
$35 for a Sitting Fee? And I Have to PAY for Prints After?
God Wills It
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I Can't Believe He Didn't Wrap That Shit
A Metric Fuckton of Paperwork is Required
Droppin' Mad Loot
Probably Not a Good Idea to Antagonize Him
Why Wouldn't You Use Halal? Don't You Know How Particular He Is!
Behold, I am a JEALOUS God, With Mad Attachment Issues
He's Got a Zero Tolerance Policy for Disobedience
I Appointed the Sons of Aaron for a Reason, Shit-heels!
There IS a Bro-code, Dammit!
Occupy The Promised Land
In Nomine Patris
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The Lord your God is Feeling Snacky
They'll Fundraise for a While, Until They Get Bored
Of All the Things They're Supposed to Be Asking For
Reality Television is an Abomination in the Sight of the Lord
They Keep Putting Shit Where It Doesn't Belong
None of the Credit When Things Go Right. All of the Blame When Things Go Wrong.
Sniper Jesus Has Been in The Shit for Way Too Long
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Jesus's Creed
Suffer Them To Come Unto Range
Sight Alignment, Sight Picture, Slow Steady Trigger Squeeze
Someone's Been Watching Some Tarantino Movies
He Was Top Marksman in School
Lost a Little in Translation from Aramaic
Engage the Area Target Until Neutralized
The U.N. is Filling the Coffers of the Lord
Should Probably Screen for These Type Things
Gotta Stop Listening to AM Talk Radio
Spiral Galaxy
Should Have Just Gotten Stoned ALL the Time in Galaxy School
Best Intentions That Totally Won't Pan Out
Constant Existential Crises about Shit that Does Not Matter
The Scene out There is Just as Bleak as the One Downtown
Shit That Don't Rightly Fit
War Criminals Are the New Black
Don't Kid Yrself, You'd Do it Too
The Hot Carl of the Literary World
Experimentation, and not of the Substance Variety
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