Spiral Galaxy
Don't you ever wish that people had it as bad as you do? You go to eat cereal but there's slightly too little milk for it to be satisfying and you end up more hungry than you would have had you not eaten anything. You always pick the checkout line that goes the slowest because some extreme couponer is engaged in this in depth discussion with the cashier about how hard it is to find deals that coincide with her family's meal plan. Your co-worker will NOT shut up about the weekend he spent house-sitting at his brother-in-law's, three years ago, when he banged, like, so many skanks because he had a surplus of E and just kept going, man. Your wife wants you to go out to her friend's house because they are "good people" and "you'd like them if you gave them a chance", but all that ever happens is their shit-head toddler ruins your phone, or your shirt, or the evening altogether with a barn-burner of a tantrum, but you can't say no because you don't want to have that fight with her again and things are bad enough as it is.
Turns out your problems are shit. You can't even begin to imagine how bad this amalgam of stars, gas and dust has it.
Look ye here and lament not your troubles, for there is one who goeth before you whose tribulation is far heavier.