- Shit Central
- Duke and Rusty
- Chapter 1>
- Chapter 2>
- Topless and Preggers
- An Island of Beauty in a Sea of Shit
- Sages Come in All Stripes
- Firebug's Gotta Fire
- Meeting New People is Just as Shitty Here, Too
- Pretty Much Going To Happen Like This, But Without The Helpful Notice
- So Alone and Drunk and Stuck With Yrself
- You're A Drunk. You Deserve it.
- Never Going to Get That Epiphany in a Fucking Alleyway
- Go Eat TWO Bags of Dicks, Motherfucker
- Gotta Love Those Overweight And Hirsute Medical Personnel
- Chapter 3>
- Founding Fathers
- It's Irreverent as FUCK>
- The Deficit Will Eat All of Us
- Expand the Tax Base and Get That Chedda
- Partyin' Like a Motherfucker
- Defense of Patriarchal Customs
- A Dream Within a Dream
- True Jeffersonian Democracy
- Get the Bus, the Venue, the Backers, the Primary
- Tweets in the 18th Century Took, Like, Forever
- The Dignity of Office is So Not Worth the Journey to Attain It
- Fucking Bullshit Ass Schedule I
- A Republic, If You Can Keep It>
- Polymaths Get Horny as Fuck Too
- Default, as the Esteemed Mr. Franklin Sees It
- The Only Way Forward Is a Plan Doomed to Failure
- I've Seen Someone Blog About It
- Who Says I Gotta Be Serious All the Time
- Tread the Fuck on Me. I'm a Man. I Can Take It.
- Home Life of the Commander in Chief
- We're Supposed to Live in a Secular Republic, Goddammit!
- The Public Demands a Relatable President
- They're Constantly Outraged, So Why Bother?
- Don't Know Why We Even Bothered Bringing Forth This Nation>
- Rampant Brand Fanboyism From the 18th Century
- My Talking Points Were All Wrong! Whoever the Hell Briefed Me is Fired!
- It Costs A Shit-Ton, Okay?!
- The Polis Hath Spoken, and It Is Good
- They Must Know Something! Look at How Frothy Their Mouths Are!
- If I Don't Get These Deals, Some Other Asshole Will!
- What, You Want Me to Hold Their Dicks, too, George?
- They Won't Stop Leaving the Cap off the Toothpaste
- It's a Communist Conspiracy, Mandrake
- Just Shut Up and Help Me Load This Crate of Rifles into the Wagon
- Then We'll Create the NSA. You Know, for Freedom.>
- It's Irreverent as FUCK>
- Osama Bin Laden
- They're Going To Make So Many Funny Gifs of Those Towers Imploding>
- Volume Deux, I Mean Ithnane. Al-Thani. Whatever The Hell.>
- Honi Is Mean Telati, Huh?>
- Uh, Ana Athhab Ila, Uhhhh, Al-Sook Al-Kabeer>
- If Reflecting the Ills of American Society Through the Mirror of Militant Islamism is Wrong...>
- Jihad? No, No, Shabab, It Mean Struggle. It is Metaphor, No?>
- Religion and Other Hells
- Michelangelo's God, Not Yours or Anyone Else's>
- Watches You Like Santa Claus
- Clubs Is Clubs Is Clubs
- Tree of Knowledge, More Like Tree of Trollage
- You'll Never Measure Up to His Standards
- Babelfish Really Isn't Cutting It These Days
- Pride Goeth Before a Serious Ass Whuppin'
- This Shit Has Got to Stop
- It's Only Taken Us 13.7 Billion Years to Rediscover It
- The Intangibles of Employment With Yahweh Are What Count Most
- $35 for a Sitting Fee? And I Have to PAY for Prints After?
- God Wills It>
- I Can't Believe He Didn't Wrap That Shit
- A Metric Fuckton of Paperwork is Required
- Droppin' Mad Loot
- Probably Not a Good Idea to Antagonize Him
- Why Wouldn't You Use Halal? Don't You Know How Particular He Is!
- Behold, I am a JEALOUS God, With Mad Attachment Issues
- He's Got a Zero Tolerance Policy for Disobedience
- I Appointed the Sons of Aaron for a Reason, Shit-heels!
- There IS a Bro-code, Dammit!
- Occupy The Promised Land
- In Nomine Patris>
- The Lord your God is Feeling Snacky
- They'll Fundraise for a While, Until They Get Bored
- Of All the Things They're Supposed to Be Asking For
- Reality Television is an Abomination in the Sight of the Lord
- They Keep Putting Shit Where It Doesn't Belong
- None of the Credit When Things Go Right. All of the Blame When Things Go Wrong.
- Sniper Jesus Has Been in The Shit for Way Too Long>
- Jesus's Creed
- Suffer Them To Come Unto Range
- Sight Alignment, Sight Picture, Slow Steady Trigger Squeeze
- Someone's Been Watching Some Tarantino Movies
- He Was Top Marksman in School
- Lost a Little in Translation from Aramaic
- Engage the Area Target Until Neutralized
- The U.N. is Filling the Coffers of the Lord
- Should Probably Screen for These Type Things
- Gotta Stop Listening to AM Talk Radio
- Michelangelo's God, Not Yours or Anyone Else's>
- Spiral Galaxy
- Shit That Don't Rightly Fit
- The Hot Carl of the Literary World