Here is Some Terrible Shit About People We Love
I like to think that we are better than idolizing our founders, but we are not. Newsflash: George Washington liked to fuck. Thomas Jefferson probably got drunk, like, everyday. Benjamin Franklin didn't give two shits about the plight of his fellow, enslaved men. They were just human, so give them a break already. Stop trying to make them heroes when they were just pissed off guys with ideas and the rhetoric to incite rebellion.
Fourth of July, Motherfuckers! Celebrate by exploding some fireworks made by Chinese child labor!
Fourth of July, Motherfuckers! Celebrate by exploding some fireworks made by Chinese child labor!