Things Happen To You
So we find our intrepid hero, hoping to be free from the shackles of biological existence once again and thirsting for some simulacrum that will quench the soul's desire for obliteration.
Duke has been through the shit: beaten, drunk, abused, maltreated and at the end of it falling into some terrible cyclone of digitization where losers come to gain immortality and pwn N00bs at the rate of which is scandalous. Why Lord, did you create this Universe so that all the wondrous creations you envisioned could suffer and die in the most ignominious ways?
Summary time: Duke, who downloaded to find some Thing that he believed was lacking wholly in the Singularity has found himself alone and shiftless in the great wide world. He wanders about, seeking truth (or some shit), delving into suburbs and highways and bars and all manner of pseudo-human interactions only to be rebuffed. He tries to find the resting place of his favorite pornography actress and, in doing so, discovers the information therein is so shocking to him that he flips his shit and ends up getting an old school beatdown by a bouncer. Freed from his quest he seeks refuge in the Singularity once again. What shithole existence awaits our hero now?
Duke has been through the shit: beaten, drunk, abused, maltreated and at the end of it falling into some terrible cyclone of digitization where losers come to gain immortality and pwn N00bs at the rate of which is scandalous. Why Lord, did you create this Universe so that all the wondrous creations you envisioned could suffer and die in the most ignominious ways?
Summary time: Duke, who downloaded to find some Thing that he believed was lacking wholly in the Singularity has found himself alone and shiftless in the great wide world. He wanders about, seeking truth (or some shit), delving into suburbs and highways and bars and all manner of pseudo-human interactions only to be rebuffed. He tries to find the resting place of his favorite pornography actress and, in doing so, discovers the information therein is so shocking to him that he flips his shit and ends up getting an old school beatdown by a bouncer. Freed from his quest he seeks refuge in the Singularity once again. What shithole existence awaits our hero now?